A friend was a teacher in Philadelphia and had a student named “Female” (pronounced “feh - ma - lee”, with the accent on the second syllable). Our friend asked the mother where she came up with the name and the mother replied that she didn’t - - it was the name already on the birth certificate.
The book “Freakonomics” has a good chapter on bad baby names.
My eyeballs won't stop rolling around in their sockets. Is there a cure for this?
Oh, you were joking!