Greetings Mr. or Ms. Ambassador,speaking for all other countries outside the United States.
There is a school of comedy that says America is the smoking hot high school girl. You guys are like the creepy old guy next door. You watch us with a telecope, have our photo all over your walls, etc.
And she doesn’t know you exist. We don’t bother Europe at all. Quit stalking us,,,it’s creepy. We don’t butt into your elections, or try to write your laws.