Unless an attractive female, “grabbing a bouncer’s crotch” ain’t the brightest thing to do. At my favorite watering hole it would have resulted in at least a few days of hospitalization.
I’m surprised he didn’t end up hospitalized. He definitely pulled on of those actions that tips off the locals that, “You’re not from around here. Are you.” Notice that’s not a question. The interrogator already knows the answer and isn’t interested in what you say next at that point.
In Huntington! Its a wonder he ain’t wakin up wid da fishes.