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What Do Jesus, Rifle Scopes and Dead Terrorists Have in Common? Trijicon
Townhall.com ^ | January 24, 2010 | Doug Giles

Posted on 01/24/2010 6:37:19 AM PST by Kaslin

In the latest edition of political correctness gone wild, Mikey Weinstein and the Military Religious Freedom Foundation are droning on about scope manufacturer Trijicon putting Scripture references on their gun optics that our troops use to kill Muslim maniacs. They think a biblical citation will offend our opposition and be used as a recruiting tool for terrorist tools.

This politically correct, anti-Christian military “watch dog” is the same group of wizards that didn’t catch Nidal Malik Hasan’s “SoA” (Soldier of Allah ref) on his military business card and claim that somehow Hasan felt harassed by non-Muslim military meanies into killing our troops at Fort Hood. How sweet.

Yep, the overly sensitive ones at MRFF are very concerned that an obscure Scripture reference built into the serial number in tiny, wittle print on the base of Trijicon scopes will affront Achmed the Terrorist. That would be the same Achmed who screams “Allahu Akbar!” before he lights his penis on fire at 30,000 feet.

Call me crazy, but I’d think that the most odious aspects of Trijicon’s optics, if I were a terrorist, would not be the murky Bible references but the following ...

• Trijicon’s self-luminous aiming systems that have been battle-tested by those who protect and defend the USA around the globe—rightfully earning Trijicon the reputation of having the most sophisticated and dependable deadly optics on the planet. Yep, Trijicon has united long-range accuracy with instantaneous shot placement like no other. Now ... if I were part of the Taliban, that would tick me off more than JHN.8:12 on a sight rail would. Fo’ shizzle, my nizzle.

• Another thing that would irk me if I were a “Man Made Disaster” (or whatever Napolitano calls terrorists) more than John 3:16 could ever hope to would be Trijicon’s Advanced Combat Optical Gunsight™ (ACOG). Why would the ACOG get under my skin? Well, it’s because this little gadget provides “instinctive” target acquisition and increased hit potential in all lighting conditions. That’s way offensive!

• Another thing that would really get me PO’ed if I were an al-Qaeda op is the Bindon Aiming Concept™ (BAC). Y’know ... aiming with both eyes open! This crap gives the USA a far superior sense of balance and a wider field-of-view. Indeed, the combination of these benefits with a magnified Trijicon sight gives our troops a considerable advantage over their targets. And we all know how unfair that is to Islamic radicals.

Another thing that I’d consider ruder than the vague verses hidden out of view on Trijicon’s sighting system if I were a suicide bomber would be the .223, .308 and .50 BMG bullets that actually come out of the gun barrel and devastate my vital organs. That stuff would get me really pissy. So, MRFF … when are we going to ban bullets for their bellicosity toward poor Muslim terrorists?

Yep, thanks to the PC pressure MRFF applied to our already bound and gagged military wizards, the brass inside the Beltway have come to conclude that if our troops use Trijicon’s optics marked with a reference to the gospel of Mark that al-Qaeda and the Taliban will get mad, go crazy and view our engagement as a holy war.

Uh … let me help you a little bit. These crazy SOBs can’t get any madder. I think at this stage of the game everything we do ticks them off. For example, in their minds: Bible code on a scope = they wanna kill us! Heidi Montag gets a boob job! Argh! We must die! Conan gets cancelled! No soup for us! Pat Boone wears white after Labor Day! Damn Americans! I kill you!

Additionally, the war that we are fighting with implacable Islam—the one which they started—has always been, in their view, a holy war; we’re the one’s who are still pretending it isn’t!

Here’s what I recommend: Being the anything-but-PC pundit that I am, I say we do the opposite of what the PC sheeple suggest we do. Here’s what I think we ought to try:

1. Trijicon renames their ACOG optics to GRTMS, the “Get Ready to Meet Satan” scope.

2. We put the image of Jesus in the scope with his finger pointing up to where the bullet will impact the target.

3. We rename the M4 to 72VP, which is short for “72 Virgins? Puh-lease!”

Finally, I’d like to thank all the patriots at Trijicon for the amazing optics they have provided for hunters, law enforcers and our outstanding military men and women, as well as their commitment, as a company, to Jesus Christ. I’ve got to confess, I have never owned a Trijicon scope and have been a Leupold fan for many years. However, in light of the hell the boys at Trijicon are going through because of their faith, my three new rifles that are currently scopeless will now all be topped with Trijicons. And I suggest, America, that you show them some love and do the same thing with all your rifles that need some glass.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS: banglist; bhodod; scripture; trijicon; usmilitary
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To: gaijin

The site does not seem to work. All I am getting is links to ads


21 posted on 01/24/2010 10:11:53 AM PST by Kaslin (Acronym for Obama: One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: 353FMG

It is indeed, but I doubt that the Muslims are offended


22 posted on 01/24/2010 10:14:46 AM PST by Kaslin (Acronym for Obama: One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: Kaslin
Thank you for that info! That seems to be some countermeasure:

new link

Sorry about that..! :(

23 posted on 01/24/2010 10:16:33 AM PST by gaijin
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To: gaijin

It sounds more like that this idiot is an Atheist


24 posted on 01/24/2010 10:19:16 AM PST by Kaslin (Acronym for Obama: One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: Kaslin

I guess the IslamoPhiliacs will do anything to protect their Islamic Terrorist friends...even whining about Bible verses on sights.....

The terror from the Cult of Mohammed just keeps getting nuttier and scarier


25 posted on 01/24/2010 11:11:15 AM PST by UCFRoadWarrior (Nothing wrong with liking America....)
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To: Who is John Galt?

I GOTTA get me at least one of each of those patches!

Where did you find them?


26 posted on 01/24/2010 11:24:04 AM PST by Don W (I only keep certain folks' numbers in my 'phone so I know NOT to answer when they call)
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To: Kaslin

And you see all the MSM ads. Wow, no indication that. And he claims to be a Republican. With Republicans like this who needs Democrats?


27 posted on 01/24/2010 11:30:51 AM PST by eaglesiniowa ((Hope is not a course of action))
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To: Don W
I GOTTA get me at least one of each of those patches!
Where did you find them?

LA Police Gear (a good company to do business with, in my experience - and be sure to watch their 'clearance' items ;>):

http://www.lapolicegear.com/milspec-monkey-what-would-jesus-shoot-patch.html

Allow me to also recommend their "PORK EATING CRUSADER" t-shirt:

http://www.lapolicegear.com/mimopoeacrt.html

28 posted on 01/24/2010 12:09:51 PM PST by Who is John Galt? ("Sometimes I have to break the law in order to meet my management objectives." - Bill Calkins, BLM)
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To: FBD

bookmark


29 posted on 01/24/2010 1:02:50 PM PST by FBD (My carbon footprint is bigger then yours)
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To: MsLady

Too late, the company has apparently agreed to stop putting the verse cites on their scopes sold to the military, and will issue a ‘kit’ to remove the verses from already-issued scopes. Thank God this craip didn’t result in rifles being recalled.


30 posted on 01/24/2010 1:15:17 PM PST by Ready4Freddy ("It's not the number of burnt cars that worries me. It's the fact that everyone finds this normal..")
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To: MsLady

Too late, the company has apparently agreed to stop putting the verse cites on their scopes sold to the military, and will issue a ‘kit’ to remove the verses from already-issued scopes. Thank God this craip didn’t result in rifles being recalled.


31 posted on 01/24/2010 1:15:17 PM PST by Ready4Freddy ("It's not the number of burnt cars that worries me. It's the fact that everyone finds this normal..")
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To: Ready4Freddy

That’s to bad. It’s so stupid, I just can’t believe the lengths we will go, to appease the very people that are trying to kill us. They will rant and complain about everything and anything we do anyway. Remember your school bully? I remember kids trying to appease the one we had, and every school has one or more. He would just run rough shod all over those poor kids. The ones who stood up, he left alone.


32 posted on 01/24/2010 2:39:10 PM PST by MsLady (If you died tonight, where would you go? Salvation, don't leave earth without it!)
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To: Kaslin
After reading the article I went back to the top to see who wrote this fantastic article, and I find out it is Hannah Giles dad. What a great family.
33 posted on 01/24/2010 5:01:22 PM PST by mickey finn
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To: MsLady

I think it’s more about appeasing the Military Religious Freedom Foundation, MsLady. Some twisted folks, indeed.

I found out about them when I chanced upon a blog named ‘God’s Own Party?’ (google it, I will not link it). Talk about some sick fyuks.


34 posted on 01/24/2010 5:46:12 PM PST by Ready4Freddy ("It's not the number of burnt cars that worries me. It's the fact that everyone finds this normal..")
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To: Ready4Freddy

She’s way off in left field and prejudice, pathetic really.


35 posted on 01/24/2010 6:00:31 PM PST by MsLady (If you died tonight, where would you go? Salvation, don't leave earth without it!)
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To: MsLady

Did you take a peek, MsLady?

The hate there is stunning. Mocking the death of the founder of the scope company.


36 posted on 01/24/2010 6:09:28 PM PST by Ready4Freddy ("It's not the number of burnt cars that worries me. It's the fact that everyone finds this normal..")
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To: All

I thought the whole idea of rifles was to kill the enemy, which is pretty much the opposite of making him happy. If our new goal is to make the enemy happy, perhaps we should stop using rifles and hand out chocolate chip cookies, instead.


37 posted on 01/24/2010 7:29:32 PM PST by sig226 (Bring back Jimmy Carter!)
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To: screaminsunshine

Bacon Bullets = vgood idea. should be in use already - spread the word


38 posted on 01/24/2010 8:35:02 PM PST by FlyingEagle
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To: FlyingEagle

I have an even better idea, Atomic Ham Bombs.


39 posted on 01/25/2010 5:21:12 AM PST by screaminsunshine
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