[concerned about politics]

Obama administration this month awarded a $25 million federal contract for work in Afghanistan to a company owned by a Democratic campaign contributor without entertaining competitive bids, Fox News has learned.

Remember - It's not his money he's wasting.
Now get back to work you slackers. Washington needs more cash.

[the anti-mahdi]

When you go to Wshington, be sure to stop in at the University Club. You have to have a coat and tie. I have lunched there on several occasions, with people high up in the K street crowd and with sitting and newly appointed “Czars” during the Bush administration.

First course is fellatio, followed by grab-ankle salad, Reach around appetizer, corruption for the main dish, followed by a no-bid contract for dessert.