ROTFLMFAO! I sure do hope so! Gawd, that would be a tonic! Those things are too damn funny!
I can see the script now...
We only call them "tonics" in MA and southern NH. Especially if they are the ones bottled at the Polar plant in Worcester! They call them "sodas" or "soda pops" elsewhere! Just a small translation for non-MA folks who are reading. :-)
FReegards!