This was not written by Jay Leno, nor David Letterman, who it was also attributed to, but by Craig Smith.
Nice sentiments though. Born in 46
I'm not so sure it was even Craig Smith. Craig did write another piece wrongly attributed to Leno and/or Letterman, but this wasn't it.
Is it really too much to ask to do just a small amount of checking instead of just blindly posting emails like this?? (not directed at you Dr. B!)