ROFL!
Imagine what Monty Python would do with this comedy of terrors.
Inquisitor: “Sire, e’ won’t drown”
King: “E’s A WITCH. BURN IM’”
Inquisitor: “No, Sire, The river, tis frozen like stone”
King: “THE WITCH AS’ FROZEN THE RIVER!! YOU ALL SAW IT.
Crowd: BURN IM’!!!