Nexy on obama's agenda he will looking around for government agencies to take over proving the existence of:
Santa Claus
The Tooth Fairy (that may be barny frank)
Leprichans
Ghosts
Waterfront property in Arizona
Time Travel
and
Elvis is alive and well in Butte, Montana.
Now all he's got to do is figure out a way to tax all those hoaxes too....
Have you laughed at a democrat today?"