I’m definitely for the scanners, now.
Better yet, boarding passengers must eat a plate of bacon.
Now THAT’s an idea!
Makes my mouth water just thinking about it.
That won't stop them. Many of them will eat bacon in private. They'll drink booze, smoke and watch porn, too. They just play "virtuous Muslim" in public.
Please! Don’t tempe me!
I’d fly every day if they handed me a plate of free bacon at the boarding gate.
Anyway, check the “Air Infidel” cartoon posted earlier. It’d be the safest airline in the world. Just make sure Muslims are thoroughly disgusted with the screening methods.
BTW, DEATH TO ISLAM!