[Pollster1]

... to take the heat of TOTUS, who can’t speak his own name without his screens.

To be fair, TOTUS has to keep track of which name he's using, from a long list of aliases: Comrade Chairman Senator Community-Organizer-in-Chief Barack Barry Hussein Soetoro Dunham Obama TOTUS POTUS TWAP. I don't think anyone alive can keep track of his various histories, except perhaps Bill Ayers, who wrote the various revisions of Obama's immaculate deception.

[Tax-chick]

Yes, it must be difficult remembering whom he is claiming to be at any particular time.