[John Valentine]

The Zero probably did attend Occidental, as he managed to get this "poem" published in a contemoraneous Occidental campus magazine:

UNDERGROUND

Under water grottos, caverns

Filled with apes

That eat figs.

Stepping on the figs

That the apes

Eat, they crunch.

The apes howl, bare

Their fangs, dance,

Tumble in the

Rushing water,

Musty, wet pelts

Glistening in the blue.

Can you appreciate the poetic talent that is going to waste in the White House?

[abclily]

The poem is dank, dark, and primitive - straight from BarackO’s id.