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As Ron White loves to put it "You can't fix stupid"
1 posted on 02/17/2010 11:38:23 AM PST by bestintxas
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To: bestintxas
Well I went down to the local arena,
And asked to see the manager man.
He came from his office and said,"Son can I help you?"
I looked at him and said "yes you can"
Hey, I want to push the Zamboni
Hey, I want to push the Zamboni, yes I do.
Now ever since I was young its been my dream.
That I might push the Zamboni machine.
I'd push it off the skating rink
And all the kids would know I stink.
Hey, I want to push the Zamboni.
Hey, I want to push the Zamboni,yes I do.
2 posted on 02/17/2010 11:47:01 AM PST by KarlInOhio (New Olympic tagline Shut up, Bob Costas. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!)
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To: bestintxas

Well that’s a nickel holding up a dollar bill...


3 posted on 02/17/2010 11:50:17 AM PST by Hegemony Cricket (The emperor has no pedigree.)
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To: bestintxas

So it’s electically powered instead of gas. Great. Now, where did the electicity come from?

Besides that, of all the unlikely candidates for conversion to electricity, a Zamboni takes the cake.

It takes a lot of power to produce significant heat. That thing must have some serious batteries...


4 posted on 02/17/2010 11:51:15 AM PST by Pessimist (u)
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To: bestintxas

The second Zamboni sold is now in the Smithsonian...

The first Zamboni sold is still in use!

What could be more “Green” than a machine that lasts forever?


7 posted on 02/17/2010 12:27:19 PM PST by lack-of-trust
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To: bestintxas

I know indoor rinks give me headaches. I do blame it on the propane Zambonis, for lack of any other reason, but I’d like to see some detailed air quality studies.


9 posted on 02/17/2010 12:42:32 PM PST by bvw
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To: bestintxas

As Ron White loves to put it “You can’t fix stupid””

We have the Darwin Awards.

We need a new set of awards for these kinds of problems.

This mess needs to be put right up alongside the smart guys in Wisconsin who declared/demanded that all stop light bulbs that had been used sucessfully for years needed to be replaced with LED type bulbs. Then, when the winter snows came, the very low heat LED bulbs didn’t melt the snow that blew inside the light cans, and a driver could not tell if the light was green/yellow/red, nor could they see the turn arrows. The fix? Buying plastic curved caps to install over every light can—at $40 apiece+++++ LABOR to install each and every one. I am willing to bet there are well over a million of these light cans in the state.

We need a name for these awards for stupid, since the Darwin Awards are aimed at those who probably didn’t survive their behavior.


11 posted on 02/17/2010 1:11:48 PM PST by ridesthemiles
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