[Blue Jays]

"...Age hasn’t slowed her down, but a slug in the leg sure would..."

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Slugs are very slow and leave a slimey trail wherever they crawl.
A typical garden slug probably crawls slower than she could walk, anyway.

[This Just In]

Allow me to rephrase my comment.

Age hasn’t slowed her down, but a bullet wound in the leg sure would.

Is this better?

[Blue Jays]

She has only used 27 different aliases during her multi-decade crime streak, according to court records.
So I guess that means she's not so bad. It could have been 30 false names, one supposes.