My favorites to date :
L-A (Pronounced, ladasha)
Kartoune (Cartoon ?)
My husband worked in Detroit as a case worker in social services. Some of the names of his “clients” were unreal.
His favorite? Karatoshak.
Poor girl.
I ran across one the other day. ‘Pajamas’......pronounced ‘pa-ju-mus’ (stress on the first syllable). ;-)