[bert]

Did one call the other “lint licker” or “Cootie Breath”?

[brewcrew]

"You son of a biscuit eating bulldog!"

"What the french toast."

"You thought i wouldn't find out about your little doo doo head cootie queen?"

"Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?"

"Pickle you kumquat."

"You're overreacting."

"No, Bill. Overreacting was when I put your convertible into the wood chipper! STINKY MCSTINK FACE!!"