Obama walks to White House to improve cholesterol

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[JoeProBono]

WASHINGTON — Poll results, congressional head counts and federal deficits aren't the only numbers President Barack Obama has to worry about. Now, he's trying to walk off a marginally high cholesterol count.

[Lazamataz]

Loud and clear, that is how the doctor report came in.

Of course, all that went into the Orwellian Memory Hole last night.

But I saw it.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Keep walking!....

[Lazamataz]

I see that charge bandied about around here. Is there any real evidence to that effect?

Yesterday's doctor report that asked him to "moderate his drinking".

If they have to ask him to moderate it, it means he has been drinking without moderation.

In other words, alcoholically.

[randita]

He's slim and in good shape. It most cases, that would result in a normal cholesterol level, as long as the diet is healthy and low in fat.

It is probably hereditary.

[cajuncow]

To help control his cholesterol levels, I am shipping him gratons (cracklins). Pounds and pounds of it.

[JoeProBono]

>"Hasn’t Obama heard of a treadmill"

[a fool in paradise]

He needs to stop going out for greasy hamburgers with Joe Biden.

[gathersnomoss]

Kodak Moment. Obama: “Where’s my burger?”

[iceskater]

There was a thread over the weekend that quoted either AP or Yahoo news. That article, which I’m sure has since been ‘edited’, said that Zero needs to moderate his alcohol intake.

[AppyPappy]

I don’t think he has a drinking problem. By this time, he’s probably an expert at it

[ProtectOurFreedom]

What does such a walk cost? Maybe a half million dollars? Shutting down the streets, posting sharpshooters, Secret Service all over, clearing the streets, welding the manhole covers down, shutting down business traffic, etc., etc.

What a self-centered jerk.

[Frantzie]

He should drink a case of Colt 45 each day. Good for his heart.

[a fool in paradise]

A toast?

[Bitsy]

Am I the only one who did not know he had a drinking problem?

I didn't know. Where did you get the info? Oh, and President Bush was in perfect health because he was not a glutton on the taxpayers dime. All those well known chefs fixing exotic food for his and her great pleasure. Maybe if he had a good puke between courses like Caesar did, he could get those numbers down a bit. And, lay off the pate de fois gras (sp).

[ProtectOurFreedom]

“Loose strap means floppy ???”

[proud American in Canada]

Thank you. That’s very disturbing.

[Lazamataz]

Fox still has it.

Let's toast the article!

[gathersnomoss]

“unexpected drunk”

[Doc Savage]

Come-on blood clot! Daddy needs a new pair of shoes!

[SZonian]

ROFLMAO! That is too funny!