Obama walks to White House to improve cholesterol

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[JoeProBono]

WASHINGTON — Poll results, congressional head counts and federal deficits aren't the only numbers President Barack Obama has to worry about. Now, he's trying to walk off a marginally high cholesterol count.

[a fool in paradise]

After Not My Ma Richards (D-Texas) left the governor’s mansion, she became a lobbyist for Big Tobacco.

[iceskater]

Here’s to cirrhosis of the liver!!!

[angcat]

So let's see he smokes has high cholesterol and is a drunk.

[JoeProBono]

REDUX

[RummyChick]

I have seen reports over the months in the Tabloids about his drinking..turns out they might be right.

[ClearCase_guy]

People should get their news from the Internet and from the Tabloids. It's better quality stuff then you'll get from the NYT or the network news.

Seriously.

[dennisw]

So let's see he smokes has high cholesterol and is a drunk

That's what the executive summary says
And I remember all those Kos type Kommies claiming GW was back to drinking in the White House. Their fantastical scurrilous lies. Here's their savior 0bama in semi-lush mode from partying with the likes of JayZee and Beyonce and all the other entertainers tramping through the White House....And not  peep from the lefties

[luvbach1]

That Kobe beef is mighty tasty but will clog your pipes.

[xrmusn]

Sporting event or not, if GW had been photographed drinking a beer with that tyke so close, there would have been hell to pay for the ‘bad example’.

FRIGGIN HYPOCRITES

[bamagirl1944]

I thought he worked out every day and played a lot of basketball. Sounds to me like exercise is not his answer. I would go with all that partying at the White House and eating the wrong foods.

[reagan_fanatic]

[Sacajaweau]

Change your diet is usually first choice. Without all his numbers...you’re missing some info...

[murron]

Walking to the White House from where? I thought he lived there.

[avenir]

Agreed.

[McGruff]

Can't I just eat my waffles?

[JoeProBono]

[castlegreyskull]

I believe that he looked and acted like he has been drinking. He never looked publicly drunk, but he seemed to sometimes act hungover, irrational and illogical like a typical drunk might.

I am surprised they let this part of his physical be released.

[DesertConservative]

That’s it. I’m now so fully convinced, BO is just a regular stiff like the rest of us proles! What a guy!