The correct answer would have been a smack in the mouth and/or a kick in the crotch...real quick like. Guarenteed that would have shut him up and you would never have had any more problems with him.
Too right. If some maniac charges up to me in a public shower and pokes his finger into my chest, he's gonna be bounced off the tile several times before his trip to the emergency room - WHCOS or not.
This is doing nothing to change my opinion that the Donk side of the aisle closely resembles the Star Wars bar scene. Freakshow.