From the comment section on Michelle Malkin’s link:
Uncle Joe shows up at the barber shop everyday around 10 a.m. to show off his limit of fish.The local game warden was there one day when we came in was so impressed with Joe, he asked if he could accompany him the next day. Joe said sure, meet me at the boat dock at 6 in the morning.
The next morning they motor out to a little cove, Joe reaches in his tackle box and grabs a stick of dynamite and lights it and throws it as far as he can. BOOM….Fish float up everywhere and Joe scoops them up with a net.
The warden said you can’t do that, you have broken numerous laws I am going to have to arrest you. Joe reaches in the tackle box once more pulls out another stick, lights it and hands it to the game warden as he asked:
“Are you gonna fish or are you gonna talk??”
hahahaha! that was the best comment on the site.