What’s your point? There are some unpleasant places on the list you posted? So what? There are pleasant places as well. Your kids just have to pick a nice place on the list to avoid having to pay for quite so many retirement homes.
Err, Jubal, that is the list you said to move your kids to...and most of the "nice places" on that list are protectorates. I suggest you pack your bags and head to #137.