[Celerity]

I don’t get the urgency here. They have keys that will easily open the box.

It’s a little hot and stuff in there, but it’s not dangerous. It’s not like it’s the Lobster Claw Grab machine :)

[a fool in paradise]

I call BS on all of these stories. Just because there are photos don't mean that anyone actually climbed inside of the machine through a small opening.

There are lots of staged “jealous husbands pointing a rifle at an adulterer in red undershorts while hanging on the ledge” photos in Russia.

Slow news day, I reckon.

[mware]

But the situation rapidly turned into a mother's nightmare

If that is the mother in the reflection, she doesn't look very upset.