LOL! You wouldn't say that if you could see me tonight sitting here, surrounded by dozens of pieces of my cold frame that I am trying to assemble. The instructions (in 10 languages) are really non-instructions -- just diagrams. The apparatus is made of rather thick lexan, and there are no suggestions on how to punch, drill, etc. holes for the screws to assemble. So, I took their suggestions to go to the website for "further" instructions. Same ol', same ol' as what came in the box; and I'm getting all kinds of grief from my husband who doesn't understand why I need a cold frame in the first place, or even a garden!
I am determined to assemble this apparatus without help from him because I'll never hear the end of it, otherwise. Grrrrr. Looks like I'll have to use the toll-free number next. Tomorrow.
Best of luck.
BTW, my cantalopes started sprouting yesterday.