N.Korea vows nuclear attacks to defend its regime

AFP ^ | 03/26/10 | staff

[OldDeckHand]

SEOUL — North Korea's military accused the United States and South Korea Friday of trying to topple the Pyongyang regime and said it was ready to launch nuclear attacks to frustrate any provocations.

The military General Staff cited a South Korean newspaper report as evidence of "desperate moves of the US imperialists and the South Korean puppet warmongers" for regime change.

"Those who seek to bring down the system in the DPRK (North Korea)... will fall victim to the unprecedented nuclear strikes of the invincible army," a General Staff spokesman told the official Korean Central News Agency.

Dong-A Ilbo on March 19 said representatives of the US Pacific Command and state defence think-tanks from South Korea and China would meet in China next month to discuss controlling weapons of mass destruction in case of regime collapse in Pyongyang.

[OldDeckHand]

A crazy man with multiple nuclear weapons, what could possibly go wrong?

[gwilhelm56]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, who put the bee in Mentally Ill’s bonnet, this week

[blackbart.223]

"A crazy man with multiple nuclear weapons, what could possibly go wrong?"

Ask Obama. He has the answer.Not.

[doc1019]

Yada, yada, yada. In fact NC has yet to get a nuke capable missile to do more then leave the launch pad. Obama, will, of course, fold and give NC anything they want.

[MaxMax]

I believe him. Tell the UN to send him a really really super duper serious letter..

[QBFimi]

Damn, we ought to go over there and bitch slap Dear Leader Kim Ill Nuoc Mam just for the hell of it.

[cranked]

OK. I am going back to bed.

[SoldierDad]

You’re actually meaning NK, right? Or, is North Carolina getting out of control again???

[Jim from C-Town]

A crazy man with multiple nuclear weapons, what could possibly go wrong?

You forgot to mention that he is on his way out and nothing like a dictator who wouldn't mind taking a few million with him on the way out.

It would be funny if it wasn't so damn frightening.

I am just glad we have the great statesman of Obama and Hillary on the case. They have such a great deal of experience.

“Obama the most inexperienced man in the room, including the bathroom!)

[mtntop3]

He’s now cheered and motivated by the Obama daughters’ “peace-symbol” t-shirts.

(And probably next in line for a bow . . . )

[Jet Jaguar]

Ping.

[Kathy in Alaska]

And we have no adults, at all, in charge.

[Jet Jaguar]

Yep.

[The Antiyuppie]

“A crazy man with multiple nuclear weapons, what could possibly go wrong?”

Well, for one thing, most of them would land in...North Korea.

[mkjessup]

C'mon, who makes up this stuff? North Korea doesn't have any nuclear weapons, thanks to the steady and sage leadership of former President George W. Bush, who convinced Pyongyang to enter the Six Party Talks and successfully obtained North Korea's agreement to dismantle all of their nuclear weapon programs.

Where have you people been anyway? The former 'Axis of Evil' was defanged long ago, don't you remember Kim Jong Il and Iran's Ahmadinejad shaking hands with George W. Bush as they toasted a new cooperative spirit and friendship?

You folks need to pay closer attention to current events. ;)

[proud American in Canada]

You’re actually meaning NK, right? Or, is North Carolina getting out of control again???

LOL!

[Jonah Hex]

Heck, you shoulda seen our senior class engineering project at NCSU.

If only they'd let us have some antimatter...

;-)

[SoldierDad]

ROFLOL.

[calex59]

Bump