J.C.Food store, you can get better pies
but you can’t beat our meat!
Some people shouldn’t be allowed sharp objects.
“There’s a Party in the world like a great black pit
and the vermin of the world inhabit it
and its morals aren’t worth what a pig can spit
and it goes by the name of Democrat...
At the top of the hole sit the privileged few
Making mock of the vermin in the lonely zoo
turning beauty to filth and greed...
I too have sailed the world and seen its wonders,
for the cruelty of men is as wondrous as Peru
but there’s no party like the DNC!”