” “What if someone comes to your doorstep to ask for directions?” Mr. Findley said. “
what if the easter bunny came up behind him and shoved a poison egg up his ass
what if... what if... what if
When I was a kid in Kansas City we had an older lady a couple of doors down, that shot and killed an intruder as he kicked in her front door. He fell back on to the porch, when the police showed up he told her to pull his feet into the house, while he went to get a pen. (at least that was her story) She suffered no legal trouble at all.