[marshmallow]

What's the point of arresting the Pope? They'll just elect another and besides, there are still thousands of bishops running around out there. Shouldn't we arrest them as well? To get to the root of the problem, I think so.

Then there's the millions of Catholic faithful who actively defend the Pope and run interference for him. Shouldn't something be done about them, also? I believe so. I think some sort of "re-education" programs are in order for Catholics. Compulsory, re-education. Failure to comply will result in heavy fines, confiscation of property and/or imprisonment. They will be required to attend classes and learn about the dangers of organized religion, the right to abortion, homosexual "marriage", the myth of God and the beauty of secularism..

That should fix the problem.

What say you FReepers? Let's solve this Catholic problem once and for all!!

[Albion Wilde]

Then there's the millions of Catholic faithful who actively defend the Pope and run interference for him. Shouldn't something be done about them, also? I believe so. I think some sort of "re-education" programs are in order for Catholics. Compulsory, re-education. Failure to comply will result in heavy fines, confiscation of property and/or imprisonment.

That's already been tried: Ireland.