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I’ve got a different job now, but I was using my Swiss Army knife in the lab just yesterday.

My sign was going to be a list of major life changes since zero became present, but eh list was too long.

Lost job of 18 years
6 months unemployed-lived like paupers
Got new job 5 states away from home
Haven’t sold house yet
Living apart from wife and kids for 5 months
Had to move 5 times in 5 months
Paying for two residences
Managed to make every payment and maintain my 760+ credit rating, which means on Obama’s world, I’m a bad American and ned to pay for all the losers who bought too much house and are in danger of losing it.

I called my mortgage holder to see if they could adjust my principle so I could sweeten the price on my house for sale. I was told that unless my mortgage was more than 31% of my income, I was not eligible. This so called professional loan officer actually called it Obama’s Plan. I told her not to use that kind of language around me. She said why and I said because he’s a jerk.

I’m expecting an offer on the house today at 4pm though.