Two men are sentenced to death by firing squad for treason. Before the sentence is carried out the officer in charge asks the first man if he has any last requests. “Yes”, he replies,”I want to hear Achy Breaky Heart one last time. An aide is dispatched to find a recording of Billy Ray’s big hit. While they are waiting the officer asks the other prisoner if he has any last requests. He replies, “Yes, kill me before that guy gets back with that damned song”.
Nobody deserves that.