On his body? Is he dead?
A marbles player with shoes that light up when he walks?
Batteries in his shoes? Heated shoes?
Amish marble player with light up shoes. Nothing to see here, move along.
Just a lost hunter with heated socks. Move along, nothing to see here.
Does Canada have an equivalent to Janet Napolitano ?
When dirty moslems are caught in Canada, how does Omoslem suppress the report?
Does he call Canada and say, “This is Omoslem, and the United States is ordering you to suppress the investigation?”
Brain Bleach aisle 15.
but officer, I’m just on my way to a tryout with the Winnipeg Blue Bombers
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2010/04/20/pearson-arrest.html
“A traveller who stuffed his shoes with batteries and metal plates in a bid to appear taller put security officials on high alert at Toronto’s Pearson International Airport on Tuesday.
Shortly before 10 a.m. ET, a man travelling to Chicago was stopped by security.
It was the unusual contents of his shoes that set off alarm bells — specifically a series of concealed metal plates and batteries.
The man was detained, taken to a nearby police station and questioned for five hours. The incident drew the interest of Peel Regional Police, the RCMP and INSET, Canada’s integrated national security enforcement team.
But instead of concealing bomb-making equipment, the man was simply trying to appear taller, police eventually determined.
“If anything, it was a crime of vanity,” CBC’s John Lancaster reported. “He used a series of batteries and plates to make himself appear taller. Essentially, they were homemade lifts.”
The man was released without charges at 3:30 p.m. ET.
He boarded an afternoon flight to Chicago to connect with a flight to China.”
Read more: http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2010/04/20/pearson-arrest.html#ixzz0lgnYMXSY
So yeh...much ado...