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What I can’t figure out, is why the guy was still standing in the front yard?

His head was probably filled with a bunch of gangsta rap lyrics and he was coming to terms with what a big pu$$y he actually is - first attempting to and then failing to rob an 89-year-old. Yo - jus' tryin' to keep it real for hizself.

[DoughtyOne]

This lady is a prime example of why I’ve been against the effort to reduce the sales of the cheap Saturday-Night Special handguns. These were a great resource for women, especially poor single women needing to protect themselves.

This woman would have been beaten up, possibly raped... possibly killed. You never know these days. And the really great thing to hear, is that she wasn’t afraid with that gun in her hand.

Mission accomplished!