To: chooseascreennamepat
Will we have to register salt shakers? Will there be a test for concealed carry/use?
There will be random raids on the American Public. You will be blood tested, breath tested and proctascoped to test for the salt level in your body. If you test a high salt content, you will be sent to the nearest Senior Citizen Center where you will live on cream of wheat, milk toast and prune juice until you repent and get with the program ;)
18 posted on
04/21/2010 7:31:20 AM PDT by
Bitsy
To: Bitsy
"There will be random raids on the American Public. You will be blood tested, breath tested and proctascoped to test for the salt level in your body. If you test a high salt content, you will be sent to the nearest Senior Citizen Center where you will live on cream of wheat, milk toast and prune juice until you repent and get with the program ;)"Don't give them any ideas.
22 posted on
04/21/2010 7:35:05 AM PDT by
blackbart.223
(I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
To: Bitsy
In fact I have an appointment w/Dr. to check my blood sodium content. I have had 2 occasions where my blood sodium drops to deadly level. This has been shown to be caused by my taking cortisone shots. Even though a Dr. has denied the possibility of this happening, it has on two occasions.
Anyway, I had blood tests Monday and she wants to see me tomorrow. I expect the number to be either just on the min or slightly under.
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