[txroadkill]

Mr. Rezko needs to stay away from balconies, sharp objects, automobiles, ledges, guns, restaurants, cliffs, enclosed spaces, cement trucks, plastic bags, radiation sources, electrical outlets, open flames, tight clothing, bodies of water, etc, etc, etc.

Don't forget  Aspirin !

 

[668 - Neighbor of the Beast]

>> Don’t forget Aspirin !

And (my personal favorite) discarded refrigerators!