What is the difference between a wife and a terrorist
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
He laughed his butt off
which in it self was a disturbing graphic.
A Polish guy walks into a store and asks the clerk if they carry Polish sausage. The clerk looks at him and says, “Are you by any chance Polish?” The Polish guy is a bit upset and answers, “Why the heck did you ask me that? I mean, if I asked for some sauerkraut, would you ask me if I was German?” The clerk shakes his head, “Of course not.” The Polish guy is getting even madder now and he says, “And if I asked for Matzo ball soup, would you ask if I was Jewish?” The clerk answers, “Definitely not.” The Polish guy’s face is turning red as he says, “And if I asked for spaghetti, would you ask me if I was Italian.” The clerk adamantly says, “Absolutely not!” The Polish guy is now about to explode. “So why the heck did you ask me if I was Polish when I asked for Polish sausage?” The clerk looks him in the eye and calmly answers, “Because this is a Home Depot, sir.”