A Rabbi, a Priest and a Minister walk into a bar.
Bartender looks at them and says, “What is this, some kinda joke”?
Lol....I can’t believe I haven’t heard that one before.
that’s a damn fine joke. I WILL repeat it!
(Still enjoying the habaneros!)
Joe asks the first guy why he's seeing the doctor. He replies, "I've got ptomaine poisoning. The doctor's going to cut off my toes."
He asks the second man why he's here. He replies, "I've got erysipelas. The doctor's going to cut off my ears."
At that point, Joe gets up and walks quickly toward the exit. The two other patients ask Joe what is wrong. Joe replies, "I've got prickly heat!"
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, “I’ve lost my electron.”
The other says, “Are you sure?”
The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive...”