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To: don-o

I think what he’s trying to say is...

Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender.

The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “168”. The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says,” What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”. Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “100.” The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”, and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “Uh, about 50.” The robot leans in real close and says, “So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?”


16 posted on 04/28/2010 1:07:01 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

keyworded
well played


19 posted on 04/28/2010 1:08:35 PM PDT by don-o (My son, Ben - Marine Lance Corporal texted me at 0330 on 2/3/10: AMERICA!)
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To: Tijeras_Slim; don-o

I think you’ve got it...

The IQ seems great enough to post a thread filled with unfounded opinion, but insufficient to post a reply explaining it.

Could be drunk on martinis. ; )


26 posted on 04/28/2010 1:23:28 PM PDT by LucyJo
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