[inflorida]

[SparkyBass]

If he lives off of the McDonald’s menu, then I agree. That ain’t food! :)

[dfwgator]

Yeah, in the daytime I’m Mr. Natural
Just as healthy as I can be
But at night I’m a junk food junkie
Good lord have pity on me

[a fool in paradise]

Since the experiment began on April 22, Jani has had no food or water and has not been to the toilet.

Is he saying his s*** don't stink?

[GOPJ]

Holy man lying through his teeth...if he has any left.

[TChris]

Bovine Excrement.

Next?

[Drango]

I skipped breakfast.

[US_MilitaryRules]

lol. Uhh Huh. No food or water for 70 years?

[SmokingJoe]

Indian doctors are studying an 83-year-old holy man who claims to have spent the last seven decades without food and water

Oookaaaay.
Hey, did I mention I had dinner with Mother Theresa in midtown Manhattan last night? She said to say, "Hi".

[Boogieman]

I got to call bs on this one. The human body can last a suprisingly long time without food, but this is ridiculous. As for water, what do they think he does, absorb it from the atmosphere?

Besides which, he doesn’t look healthy to me at all, just look at what is visible of his arm near the wrist. I’m guessing that under that robe, he looks like a concentration camp survivor.

[a fool in paradise]

He claims to have been blessed by a goddess when he was 8-years-old, which has enabled him to survive without sustenance.

Well since they say they are studying him so that troops, explorers, and disaster victims can go without basic sustenance, won't they need to find this magic genie that he encountered when he was 8 years old then?

[The Future 2012]

Well, he’s lying.

[RicocheT]

I welcome the study as it will confirm zombies walk among us.

[OB1kNOb]

"i Kan't haz cheezburgur?"

[Albion Wilde]

He looks hungry.

Bet he picks his nose and nibbles.

[Sacajaweau]

Tell the old man we’re not that stupid...so why now?? 15 minutes....woosh...it’s over...Bet this was started by relatives...can you say scam...

[layman]

Well, the observing began on the 22nd and this is the 29th ....... he will keel over any minute now.

[Obadiah]

I think all liberals should take up this new religion!

Here’s how they can sell it:

You’ll make a contribution to reduce globull warming!

You’ll reduce gas emissions that lead to an expanding hole in the ozone.

You’ll give your god, mother earth, a break from your selfish desire to consume food and needlessly use valuable water!

Again, I call on all real Liberals to adopt this sacred lifestyle. It’s for the children.

[Mere Survival]

Poor guy is so hungry he’s doing all this for the intraveneous and the hospital food in 3 days.

[TypeZoNegative]

40 bucks says there’s a bucket of daal and basamti rice in his basement.

[MARTIAL MONK]

Beer and pretzels don’t count.