[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

Since you don’t believe me, quit bothering me.

But to answer you last stupid question:

Anybody can get an official copy of McCain’s Certificate of Live Birth by writing to:

Canal Zone Vital Records Office
Vital Records Branch
Passport Services
1111 19th Street NW, Suite 510
Washington, DC, CZ 34011-2300
202-955-0307

[curiosity]

Anybody can get an official copy of McCain’s Certificate of Live Birth by writing to:

That's simply not true.