Suspicious Package: TSA Worker Jailed After Junk Joke

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local-beat/TSA-Fracas-After-Body-Scanner-Reveals-TMI-92971929.html ^ | May 6, 2010

[NCjim]

Perhaps the new airport body scanners are a bit too revealing.

A TSA worker in Miami was arrested for assault after police say he attacked a colleague who'd made fun of his small genitalia after he walked through one of the new high-tech security scanners during a recent training session.

Rolando Negrin, 44, was busted for assault after things got ugly at Miami International Airport between Negrin and some of his fellow Transportation Security Administration workers.

Sources say Negrin stepped into the machine during the training session and became embarrassed and angry when a supervisor started cracking jokes about his manhood, made visible by the new machine.

[RWGinger]

:)

This is one story we don’t need pictures for.

[A.A. Cunningham]

NBC Miami

[AbeKrieger]

To add insult to insult, now the whole world knows of his condition. I can hear Nelson Muntz right now.

[LoneRangerMassachusetts]

Maybe Shakespeare’s codpieces will make a comback to entertain the morons at TSA.

[GeronL]

They should ban these porn scanners. You do not need to see anything but whats being carried. There is no explanation for it.

[Responsibility2nd]

[DoughtyOne]

I found it rather interesting to read the last comment on the story, focused on men and their size.

I guess the writer has had their head planted somewhere for the last thirty years. Which sex has spent more time under the knife getting body parts enlarged?

[JoeProBono]

[Responsibility2nd]

“Junk Joke”?????

I had to click the link to actually see if this credible news source actually used the term “Junk Joke” in the headline.

Lo and behold, they did.

LMAO

[bigbob]

He should at least have had the sense to lie and say they were teasing him about being fat!

[ErnBatavia]

Punchline to an old joke....”THAT explains the red Corvette!”

[OCCASparky]

And yet the geniuses at the TSA will plant “drugs” on innocent passengers to see if everyone else is paying attention, like the recent case in Philadelphia...sleep well, people.

[Tijeras_Slim]

The way these TSA guys act, they’re all small and overcompensating.

[Doe Eyes]

Sources say Negrin stepped into the machine during the training session and became embarrassed and angry when a supervisor started cracking jokes about his manhood, made visible by the new machine.

Is this supervisor looking for a new job?

Imagine the TSA's reaction if Negrin had been a woman and the comment had been about "her" genitalia.

[BubbaJunebug]

Rolando Negrin has “Cinco de weenie”

[GSWarrior]

My baby is working for the TSA.

[Buckeye McFrog]

you can tell they really go for quality when they hire /sarc