Posted on 05/09/2010 6:38:02 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
ok enough of the false flag opps with the pakistanis. we get the point of a prelude to something bigger by them
Must’ve been the white guy they were looking for in NYC....
So Holder’s luck strategy kept us safe?
They were just shoes with artificial intelligence! They’re very useful...
Lister: Sometimes, I think it’s cruel giving machines a personality. My mate Petersen once bought a pair of shoes with Artificial Intelligence. ‘Smart Shoes’ they were called. It was a neat idea. No matter how blind drunk you were, they could always get you home. But he got rattled one night in Oslo and woke up the next morning in Burma. You see, his shoes got bored going from his local to his flat. They wanted to see the world, you know. He had a hell of a job getting rid of them. No matter who he sold them to, they’d show up again the next day. He tried to shut them out, but they just kicked the door down.
Rimmer: Is this true?
Lister: Yeah. The last thing I heard, they sort of... robbed a car and drove it into a canal. They couldn’t steer, you see.
Rimmer: Really?
Lister: Yeah. Petersen was really, really blown away about it. He went to see a priest. The priest told him... he said it was alright and all that, when shoes are happy that they’d get into heaven. You see, it turns out shoes have ‘soles’.
Rimmer: Ah, what a sad story. Wait a minute.
[Thinks for a minute]
Rimmer: How did they open the car door?
Another Pakistani driven crazy by ObamaCare.
Homeland Security thwarted another terror attack!
Alright now, let’s not jump to conclusions. . .
</sarcasm>
Would you believe I’m trying to keep my shoe style current?
Okay, would you believe these shoes help me walk the circuit?
-Pakistani Maxwell Smart
Probably some of those sneakers with the lights that flash when you walk like I see kids wearing.
He was just headed to a Pakistani tea party.
It is just the new footwear from Islamosoft.
Amish maybe?
His Tinker Toy kit was in the overhead luggage rack. He gladly paid $40 to put it there.
This was a test of your passenger screening system. The terrorists of your area, in voluntary cooperation with the Taliban and other radical authorities, have developed this test to keep you dead in the event of an error.
If this had been an actual terrorist attack, you would have been advised where in your area to scatter your dismembered body parts.
Did he have a red Palin in 2012 shirt on? Was he madly waving a “Don’t Tread On Me” flag as he was being cuffed?
Obama couldn’t be reached for comment, he was golfing near the water hazard in Nashville, TN.
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