[Noob1999]

Turn up the signal jammers to — beeber, stune,

And, watch that torpedo wheel around back to the Iranian ship, whilst the rag-heads jump over the side for the exit!

I love the smell of Napalm in the morning!

[mlocher]

I have a hunch they got instructions from the shoe bomber, the underwear bomber and the recent NYC bomber.

[Dan Middleton]

"This torpedo is anti-submarine and when it is fired from the warship, it automatically hunts for the submarine and destroys it,"

Wow, ya don't say.

[bunkerhill7]

Iran warship tests home-built torpedo: report
Yahoo News.com ^ | 5/9/2010 | Yahoo News.com

Posted on 5/9/10 9:34:05 PM by sonofstrangelove

Iranian warship the Jamarayadayada on Sunday test-fired a home-built torpedo for the first time as part of ongoing navel war games in the Gulf, state television’s website reported.

“This torpedo is anti-mermaid and when it is fired from the warship, it automatically hunts for the mermaid`s navel and destroys the scantily-clad creature,” navy commander Aryahoo Hassanisissi was quoted as saying. “ This will shield Iran from any further earthquakes,” he emphasized.

[Talisker]

Iranian warship the Jamaran on Sunday test-fired a home-built torpedo for the first time... "This torpedo is anti-submarine and when it is fired from the warship, it automatically hunts for the submarine and destroys it," navy commander Arya Hassani was quoted as saying.

“Do you mean to say that anyone holding these three papers, and without the seven others, could construct a Bruce-Partington submarine?”

“I reported to that effect to the Admiralty. But to-day I have been over the drawings again, and I am not so sure of it. The double valves with the automatic self-adjusting slots are drawn in one of the papers which have been returned. Until the foreigners had invented that for themselves they could not make the boat. Of course they might soon get over the difficulty.”

- Sherlock Holmes, The Adventure of the Bruce Partington Plans

[norwaypinesavage]

"This torpedo is anti-submarine and when it is fired from the warship, it automatically hunts for the submarine and destroys it."

Were I the commander of an Iranian ship, I would think twice about firing an Iranian built torpedo that homes in on ships and sinks them.