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High place sources have revealed that Kim Jong-il personally succeeded in producing a sustained nuclear fusion reaction using only materials and appliances found in a typical North Korean kitchen.

Kim Jong-il announced that North Korean will soon be a major exporter of cheap, abundant, renewable "green" energy to all non-capitalist countries of the world.

Afterwards for celebration and relaxation played 18 holes of golf where he once again shot 18 consecutive "holes in one". for a perfect score. He then invited Barak Obama, Tiger Woods and O.J. Simpson to join him in a foresome.

AP - North Korean Office....

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