I know a conservative politician who lives in downtown Chicago, Bill Kelly, who ran for comptroller, in the 2010 primary. He was an executive director of National Taxpayers Union of Illinois. He’s anti-illegal alien, pro-life, and pro-gun rights. He’ll probably run for an office, in 2011 or ‘12.
By golly, that's two! We're gaining on 'em fer sure...
Do I need a /sarc tag?