[The Comedian]

They ought to pin medals on the Israelis who made the passports. Throw them a state dinner. Offer to help with the next batch of forgeries. Etc.

Free beer at my place, forever.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Fantasywriter]

“Free beer at my place, forever.”

For the Israeli heroes, for for me?

Just kidding. ;)