[reagan_fanatic]

Having come in a close second in the annual Steve Martin Look-A-Like Contest, John Kerry drowns his sorrows with a bevy of petulant penis straw-sipping pretties.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Hey c’mon - Steve Martin doesn’t deserve that!

[dfwgator]

Nah, he's 'Bomb Voyage' from 'The Incredibles.'