[NYer]

My letter to the state of MN stated that the person I hired instead of him was older than him as well as gayer than him. The state of MN then dropped the case!

Love it! Now .... seriously .... what did you intend by "gayer"?

[MNDude]

Well, the guy we hired talked about his girlfriend a lot, so I don’t think he was actually gay. But he reminded me a lot of Mr. Farley from Three’s Company, and I had the feeling I could get him to play the part if it ever came to it.