Al and Tipper Gore to separate

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[mainsail that]

Al and Tipper Gore, whose playful romance enlivened Washington and the campaign trail for a quarter century, have decided to separate after 40 years of marriage, the couple told friends Tuesday.

In an “Email from Al and Tipper Gore,” the couple said: “We are announcing today that after a great deal of thought and discussion, we have decided to separate.

“This is very much a mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made together following a process of long and careful consideration. We ask for respect for our privacy and that of our family, and we do not intend to comment further.”

[GoCards]

Wow. This really does surprise me.

[God luvs America]

I’m surprised she stayed with that lunatic this long....

[cripplecreek]

So they’re going to double their carbon footprint.

[marron]

Is “crazier than a bedbug” considered grounds for divorce?

[shezza]

There’s not enough room for both Tipper and Al’s ego in the same 20,000 square-foot mansion.

[nolongerademocrat]

Al’s got a girlfriend? Or has he eaten so many children that he can no longer maintain his human form?

[Jim Noble]

Who is she?

[Doomonyou]

I guess Tippers carbon footprint was getting to big.

[muleskinner]

Tipper has had to finally admit defeat. Al is having a steaming affair with Global Warming.

[Dr. Sivana]

I have no use for the man, but I hate to see this happen. At least the kids are grown up.

[Calm_Cool_and_Elected]

Weren’t they the inspiration for Eric Seagal’s “Love Story”?

[mockingbyrd]

after 40 years....dang!

[spectre]

What the heck is going to happen to the mansion?

BTW, Al Gore's been lookin pretty creepy lately.

[JennysCool]

Al’s got a girlfriend?

Guaranteed. You don't go traipsing around the earth preaching the gospel of "climate change" without picking up a few groupies.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Next, he’ll be coming out of the closet.....

[N. Theknow]

Sounds as though their relationship...cooled.

[tongue-tied]

It was that FAKE smooch he put on her during the campaign. She knew then, it was over.

[ConservativeMan55]

bttt

[PJ-Comix]

Community property split? Does she get half of Al Gore’s carbon footprint?

[Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo]

God, I can't wait to see what Matt Stone and Trey Parker do with this one.
 
Maybe Tipper having a bestial adulterous affair with ManBearPig?
 
Or maybe Algore having a bestial adulterous affair with ManBearPig?
 
I gotta go make some popcorn.

[LonePalm]

There seems to be some cooling going on somewhere in that revolution.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

First in with “Bush’s Fault!”

[gandalftb]

Global Cooling?

[Phlap]

We ask for respect for our privacy and that of our family,

If they wanted privacy, they should have kept it private. Now it is open season.

[LonePalm]

revolution = relationship

How did I type that?

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Dr. Eckleburg]

He's probably found "true happiness" with some 23-year-old environmentalist.

Pitiful.

[evets]

Algore haz teh ghey? Who knew... Vey Hugh and Series

[abb]

Tennessee is NOT a community property state.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Community_property

[Jim Noble]

You don't go traipsing around the earth preaching the gospel of "climate change" without picking up a few groupies

Young hardbodies : billionaires :: flies : horsesh*t..

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

More likely Garafalo.

[Always Independent]

MAybe she doesn’t buy into his BS about global warming.

[Dead Corpse]

Who does he think he was fooling?

[byteback]

I did NOT need that image in my head.

[mainsail that]

“MAybe she doesn’t buy into his BS about global warming.”

Nope, he made enough $$ from global warming and now both can do what they want.

[moose2004]

I think we now know why he didn’t run for president in 2008.

[smalltownslick]

Don’t you think this in some way explains the need for that NEW mansion in CA?

[yorkie]

[personalaccts]

I always thought they were “new age swingers”

[DesertRhino]

They are both pains in the a$$, glad to see that the misery they visit on others is stopping by their place. Tipper the do gooder going after rock n roll,,, and Al, where do you even begin?
The both of them parasites splitting the loot from the green scam.

[Dr. Scarpetta]

He probably has a 30 yr old girlfriend.
Read the tabloids.

[halfright]

After living with the world’s 2nd biggest rectum for 40 some years it finally dawned on Tipper and she dumped him.

[yorkie]

"It was that FAKE smooch he put on her during the campaign."

Sorry - seeing your user name in the same post about 'smooching' made me giggle!

[DesertRhino]

“We ask for respect for our privacy and that of our family”

Yeah,, i wanted privacy too. To listen to the rock i want, to drive the car i want, to not have to think about the green side of every single act i do. Karma’s a bitch,, and a mean one at that.

[Dr. Eckleburg]

Gore just bought a huge house in Montecito. Wonder if it’s for him or for Tipper.

http://articles.latimes.com/2010/may/13/home/la-hm-hotprop-20100508

[Fido969]

No, it’s tough being intimate with a 380 pound man.

[Dr. Eckleburg]

Or Andy Dick.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

You forgot his middle name: “The”

[Thane_Banquo]

This is totally serial.

[NautiNurse]

Love means never having to say you're sorry...