[a fool in paradise]

"We will look into the circumstances of the death of an American citizen, as we would do anywhere in the world at all times," State Department spokesman Philip Crowley told reporters.

They are claiming he was a dual citizen and that his parents left this country.

Can we see a birth certificate before we go around calling him an American?

[Tarpon]

His parents were turkeys and they took him home at age two.

Maybe we can get some answers from the State Department about our turkey as well.