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To: Route797

“Limbaugh is getting married Saturday night”

My Dad’s advice was to get married early Saturday morning. That way, if the marriage doesn’t work out, you haven’t blown the whole weekend.


28 posted on 06/05/2010 1:36:21 PM PDT by OwenKellogg (Don't Tread on Me)
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To: OwenKellogg

We got married at Bridal Cave on Saturday morning and still had time to catch our limit of bass that afternoon at the Lake of the Ozarks.


47 posted on 06/05/2010 1:45:58 PM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks (Impeachment !)
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To: OwenKellogg

No lie-—I read your post; laughed, then read it out loud to a friend. THEN, I looked and saw that it was written by you...

You still have that certain...je en sais quoi.
n.


94 posted on 06/05/2010 2:22:19 PM PDT by krunkygirl (force multiplier in effect...)
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To: OwenKellogg

“My Dad’s advice was to get married early Saturday morning. That way, if the marriage doesn’t work out, you haven’t blown the whole weekend.”

ROTFLOL!!


104 posted on 06/05/2010 2:28:46 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Support our troops....and vote out the RINOS!)
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To: OwenKellogg
"My Dad’s advice was to get married early Saturday morning. That way, if the marriage doesn’t work out, you haven’t blown the whole weekend."

Wow! Almost as fast as that squirrel fling huh? LOL
122 posted on 06/05/2010 3:22:51 PM PDT by Redhd2
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To: OwenKellogg
My Dad’s advice was to get married early Saturday morning. That way, if the marriage doesn’t work out, you haven’t blown the whole weekend.

My old boss used a ton of those old witticisms. For example, if he didn't see any use in some business suggestion, he'd reply with, "That's like masturbation - it accomplishes nothing!"....or his phase 2 might be "That's about as useful as looking up a dead donkey's ass!"

134 posted on 06/05/2010 4:27:28 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
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