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Goat spears Rep. Weiner, draws blood
Politico ^ | June 10, 2010 | Christina Wilkie

Posted on 06/10/2010 11:56:57 AM PDT by Second Amendment First

Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y.) was injured by a mohair goat on Thursday during a press conference to highlight subsidies to the mohair industry.

The goat nicked Weiner's right hand with one of its pointy, foot-long horns, hard enough to draw blood.

Weiner was speaking to reporters in a park near the Rayburn House Office Building, and he was joined by Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah), and two young male mohair goats, Lancelot and Arthur.

At press time, it was unclear which goat, Lancelot or Arthur, was to blame for Weiner's injury.

According to a statement from Weiner's office, the mohair goat farming industry received nearly $1 million in subsidies last year, and after a handful of bad wool-and-goat related puns, the lawmakers decried the subsidies as wasteful government spending.

"Jason and I may not agree on very much," Weiner said of his GOP colleague, "but we're united against this waste."

Weiner even went so far as to pledge not to wear wool until the House strikes the mohair subsidy from an upcoming agricultural appropriations bill. Chaffetz declined to make the same pledge.

"Send all the PETA mail to Jason, OK?" Weiner joked.



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1 posted on 06/10/2010 11:56:57 AM PDT by Second Amendment First
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To: Second Amendment First

Animals, know, don’t they? Uncanny.


2 posted on 06/10/2010 11:58:52 AM PDT by Genoa (Luke 12:2)
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To: Second Amendment First

Know who’s got a Mohair Goat ranch?
Mohair Sam Donnelson.(sp?-—who cares!)


3 posted on 06/10/2010 11:59:13 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: Second Amendment First

Someone got speared in the what?


4 posted on 06/10/2010 11:59:40 AM PDT by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: Genoa

Genoa, you took the words right out of my mouth!


5 posted on 06/10/2010 11:59:43 AM PDT by Kevin in California
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To: Second Amendment First

Did he spear him in the ...oh, never mind!


6 posted on 06/10/2010 11:59:54 AM PDT by FrdmLvr ( VIVA la SB 1070!)
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To: Kevin in California

Did he cry? Squeal? Scream? Hire a lawyer?


7 posted on 06/10/2010 12:00:13 PM PDT by cajungirl
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To: Second Amendment First

$1 million? These buffoons are worrying about a $1 million dollar subsidy when their leader is throwing away billions and trillions. Disgusting.


8 posted on 06/10/2010 12:00:14 PM PDT by hometoroost (Proverbs 8:36 - All those who hate me love death.)
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To: Second Amendment First

Weiner Pricked!


9 posted on 06/10/2010 12:00:41 PM PDT by theDentist (fybo; qwerty ergo typo : i type, therefore i misspelll)
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To: Second Amendment First

Weiner Assaults Goat and Gets Gored.


10 posted on 06/10/2010 12:00:59 PM PDT by jazusamo (But there really is no free lunch, except in the world of political rhetoric,.: Thomas Sowell)
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To: Second Amendment First

Shame it didn’t spear his heart.


11 posted on 06/10/2010 12:01:00 PM PDT by Sir Gawain
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To: Second Amendment First

I understand weiner injuries are the most delicate to endure.


12 posted on 06/10/2010 12:02:02 PM PDT by MozarkDawg
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To: Second Amendment First

And here I’d always thought mohair came from one of the Three Stooges...


13 posted on 06/10/2010 12:03:37 PM PDT by WayneS ("1984" was a WARNING, not an Instruction Manual.)
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To: Second Amendment First
You're mi i i i ine, Weiner...

14 posted on 06/10/2010 12:04:01 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a (de)humanist and a Satanist is that the latter knows who he's working for.)
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To: Lazamataz

Ping!


15 posted on 06/10/2010 12:04:14 PM PDT by Second Amendment First ("Stripping motivated people of their dignity and rubbing their noses in it is a very bad idea.")
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To: Second Amendment First
Must be a muzzie anti-semite terrorist goat! Baaaaallahaaaaaaaaa..Baaaaaaaaaaaaaackbarrrrrrrrrr
16 posted on 06/10/2010 12:05:11 PM PDT by tflabo (Restore the Republic)
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To: Second Amendment First

It is a sad day in America when even the goats go after politicians that want to take away their subsidies...


17 posted on 06/10/2010 12:05:31 PM PDT by kosciusko51 (All hail "Princess Obama" http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2531677/posts)
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“Goat Spears Weiner, Draws Blood”

Lorena Bobbit approves this headline!


18 posted on 06/10/2010 12:06:02 PM PDT by Batman11 (Sarah Palin: "Illegal immigrants are called illegal for a reason!")
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To: Second Amendment First

GOAT SPEARS WEINER

What was he trying to do to it?


19 posted on 06/10/2010 12:06:21 PM PDT by Retired Greyhound
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20 posted on 06/10/2010 12:06:25 PM PDT by bigbob
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